Employees
Meet our team on the bleeding edge of the cut-throat paper industry
Popcorn
— CEO —
Founder and Chief Kernel, responsible for big-picture strategy and napping
Years of service: 12
Cinnamon Toast
— HR Director —
Maintains morale, conducts employee of the month ceremonies, and approves sandwich breaks.
*Not associated with the infamous war criminal of the same name.
Years of service: 7
James
— Co-Regional Branch Manager —
Oversees regional ops, puts out fires and leads R&D
Years of service: 9
Sully
— Co-Regional Branch Manager —
Chief quality assurance officer - handles vendor relations and very stern memos.
Years of service: 9
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